hellobelle:

wasted—kitten:

wasted—kitten:

daddy take baby for walks?

Talk about flat…

Plus, people who call their boyfriends daddy disgust me!
ofmiceandgiraffs said: O'la :) rangaaah: ¡Ola mi amigo! Sup? :)

ofmiceandgiraffs said: O'la :)

rangaaah:

¡Ola mi amigo!

Sup? :)

littlecatlady:


SO WAS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THE VMAS AND SAW THIS CAR AD
AND THEY HAD TO MAKE THE GIRL HAMSTERS SEXY
THE FUCKIN HAMSTERS NEEDED FUCKIN TITS AND CURVES
GODDAMN YOU CAN’T GET A BREAK AS A GIRL EVEN IF YOU’RE A FUCKING H A M S T E R you STILL GOTTA BE SKINNY AND HAVE BIG TITTIES
they gave the hamsters TITS they could have looked exactly like the dude ones and just had the hair and the eyelashes BUT THEY HAD TO MAKE THE HAMSTERS SEXY???
I FUCKIGN QUIT


i’M FUCKING DONE!!

Sexy fucking HAMSTERS!!!!!! No.
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns madamechapington: hailzzzyeah: SON OF A BITCH.  ghjfghfgdgfdghjdfgdfghdfhgd   mother fucker  Oh my god! Voldermort, you can’t just go around wiping records! Look what you’ve done you nose less bastard! (Source: tracey-hummel, via hermione-herondale)

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

madamechapington:

hailzzzyeah:

SON OF A BITCH. 

ghjfghfgdgfdghjdfgdfghdfhgd   mother fucker 

Oh my god!
Voldermort, you can’t just go around wiping records! Look what you’ve done you nose less bastard!

(Source: tracey-hummel, via hermione-herondale)

snickidoodle: d0nn0: beyoncevevo: there needs to be a month between august and september  october??? son i have news for you Did he just… (via hermione-herondale)

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

Did he just…

(via hermione-herondale)

I like to think I look normal when I get up, but oh thank god! My internet has been restored :)
omqconverse:

mkbye:

pizza-wbu:

this selfie is going to be legendary

judgin you if you don’t reblog this

do not scroll past this


This will be the greatest thing.